MY BOTTOM BITCH

I'ma sucker for movies with great dialogue-Woody Allen joints especial. Some of my favorites are Matchpoint, Scoop, A Good Woman, and Lost In Translation (high5sies under the table Sofie). ScarlettJohansson (11.22) just so happens to be that thang that makes these classics pop. I'm serious, she can do no wrong and I'd luvluvluv to borrow that raspiness of hers for a day. She's just one of those artists who feels her shit, who you know is always in her element. And she's adorably cute, has anyone seen her twin brother Hunter? Vicky Cristina Barcelona drops August 15th and if you aren't a fan, this could change things. MissScarlett shares the screen with my other BB, Penelope {1935 old-ass Woody probably ruined most of his pants while filming} who I hear, gives new meaning to 3somes. Just watch the trailer, I think we'll all be pleasantly surprised.